"...that's cocktail sauce. It came with your fried fish."
(embarassed silence)
"So what's new?"
"Breaking news! This just in! My affection for you is at an all-time high!"
A young man, speaking with an adult acquaintance about the acquaintance's brother, "Say, aren't you two brothers?"
"You could say we are . . . distant relations."
"Someday I hope I'm distantly related to my brother, too."
"Thursday, we are going to the cannery on assignment for the church."
"What? I don't want to do canning!"
"Actually, you won't be canning, you are too young, you'll be labeling."
"What? But I want to do canning!"

2 comments:
You make me laugh, almost always. Good to document these. Funny that they are real life!!!!
I talked to Bro Walker today! He definitely remembers your paper and your work. He asked if I was as smart as my Dad. I said I hope!
He thought he still had your psalm and might pull it out when we go over it.
Class was FANTASTIC today- so so good.
I told him I wished you would write more! I always like reading your words.
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