Showing posts with label Ikea. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ikea. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Don't Anthropomorphize Things ...

 ... they hate that.

This is an important commercial.  Not just because it's funny, but watch it now, then read the rest of this blog.







I'm sort of responding to my own blog post from a few weeks back; I admit and fully recognize that my reactions to an unmatched sock is, as the Ikea spokesman so succinctly puts it, because I am, "Cray-see. It *haz* no feelings!"

A running joke in our marriage has been the issue of what I call orphan furniture. When Jennilyn finds a piece of furniture (or even pieces of a piece) that's been set out on the curb, she often recognizes that it still has great value and use; and she feels a pang of sorrow for it!

This value might be in structure (it still works!) or aesthetic (it's a beautiful color!) or even as a raw material (what can we make out of it?).  I will occasionally (and I hope with great humor) point out that technically, it is garbage.  That's why it got thrown out.  But I'm happily married, so I often fetch the van and retrieve the thing.

It is tempting to view instilling moral or emotional value in "stuff" as sentimentality, or worse, as hoarding.  Often, that's all it is, and it can be a serious problem.  Jennilyn has a great response to circumstances were an item holds no value other than sentimentality; take a picture of it, write the sentimental caption, and throw it out!  She is actually a great advocate for just wearing two socks that *almost* match.

Where is the boundary between thrift and hoarding?  Between seeing the infinite value still residing in an old violin (a la "A Touch of the Master's Hand") and just hanging onto junk?

I have a garage that I gleefully fill up with art material for Jennilyn.  I have my favorite front corner sidewalk where I put furniture out for other people to take.  I don't know the formula for perfectly balancing these two important principles.

But I giggle whenever I hear the Ikea dude's accent at the end of that commercial.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

I Want . . .


World peace.

A clean kitchen.

A houseful of people who also want a clean kitchen, so they will clean it whenever they go through the room.

My wife to do her housecleaning naked.

Better curtains for all of the windows.

A big flat panel TV.

Time to watch a TV.

Time to play computer games.

Better snow boots for me and the kids.

A really great job that I looked forward to every day that I could take the train to and from.

My kids to take school seriously, and find classes that they love.

People to just be a little nicer to each other.

My boiled eggs to peel without damaging the egg.

A new snow shovel.

More snow next year. Seriously. But only on Friday nights so its cleared by Monday morning.

George R. R. Martin to finish his Ice and Fire series before Brandon Sanderson has to do it for him.

A subscription to a Cable or Satellite provider that comes with a TiVo-branded DVR.

To lose more weight.

My children to all come home safe, every time.

To be a little more fearless.

Each of my kids to marry in the temple.

More chances to dance with my wife.

My cars to functions flawlessly.

I want everything. I know I can't have it all, so I either prioritize and focus on the things I want most, or dither, and get none of it.

I want to believe that I what I want most is world peace. But the fact is, my kitchen floor is mopped while the world has not achieved universal calm. I suppose my priorities are revealed in my deeds, not my wants.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

♪♫You Load Sixteen Tons, Whaddaya Get?♫♪♫


Thank you, Mr. Tennessee Ernie Ford.

Another year older. Yes, I know that the song's lyrics are "Another DAY older", but its contemplative tone resonates with me today.

This is the first time since I started blogging that I remember talking about something in a previous blog post. I think I said it pretty well last year. Go read that blog post!

I am glad to be living the life I have. My children are wonderful, my wife amazing. I am happy.

It has been sort of a drag being unemployed for three months. It seems like every self-observation I make needs to include an allowance for that. Things are good, even though I'm still out of work.

Christmas was great, but yeah, I'm still looking.

Having a great birthday, still applying.

Snow was fun last week, no immediate prospects.

So today, I'm grateful that my jobless status is the only big problem I'm facing. I am fortunate and blessed to be living the life I have.

Yesterday, Jenni and I took each other to see "Avatar" at the 3D Imax theater. Looked great, even though the plot was nothing new. I'm glad we saw it in a real theater.

Our great find was at the Ikea afterwards. Our favorite baby gave us a gift-card for Christmas. We've been collecting these chairs ("Urban" design, I've seen green, icy blue, white, and this color; they call it red, but it's pretty obviously orange, right?) for over two years, watching for them to show up in as is. I guess they are selling off the orange ones, because they were more than 50% off. We got three! If anyone finds any in the Ikea near them for less than $20, buy them for us? We'll get them eventually and pay you back!

Happy Holidays to everyone!